Balderus

AKA: Everyone.

Jul 9

hightidesss:

Iron and Wine - Such great Heights 

I am thinking it’s a sign

That the freckles in our eyes

Are mirror images and when we kiss

They’re perfectly aligned

(via gracefultragedykitt)


Jul 7

Reblog if you have a scar with a story behind it.

ninjagirlmai:

mskaseylo:

thefirstmissamerica:

italy-curl:

jessieboooooo:

This one time I tripped

this one time I split my forehead open

This one time a dark wizard tried to kill me when I was a infant but couldn’t

This one time a dog was so happy to see me it jumped on me and its nail cut open the back of my ear 

This one time I fell onto some pointy rocks

This one time my older brother accidentally slammed a PVC pipe into my knuckle.

(via kcab-srettel-eerht)


Jun 21

Bytheway, I’m not dead, I’m just neglecting to post things I draw. Have some comics.

Bytheotherway, everyone should play Battleblock Theatre.


Jun 2

Those who reblog this before June 3rd will receive a Pokemon egg!

silver-tongued-viper:

And in a day or two, it’ll hatch into a pokemon!

You don’t have to be a Pokemon roleplay blog, or a Pokemon blog, to participate in this~

Example:

"Here’s your pokemon egg! Take good care of it ‘til it hatches!"

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*next day* “Oh look! Your egg is about to hatch!”

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"It hatched into…"

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"…an Aron! Congratulations!"

This is just an example — you could get any pokemon! Maybe even a shiny or a legendary~

Bettah muthahuggin’ work with this one.

(via nagistars)


May 22

piketooth:

I JUST DOWNLOADED A WHOLE FOLDER OF POKEMON X/Y SPRITES SO IF YOU REBLOG THIS ILL SEND YOU ONE THAT REMINDS ME OF YOUR BLOG

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I reblogged this before on a separate blog but I never did get a bloody pokemon.


May 21
thesassiestsamwinchester:

th1ngsth4tm4k3m3h4ppy:

believeinprongs:

beardhomo:

thedisreputableblog:

mickleburger:

one of these places has indoor plumbing
one

thAT
that is a very important thing to consider

what the fuck is so great about indoor plumbing

Enjoy not having a flushable toilet or working showers. 

why would anyone pick not hogwarts
…okay hogwarts might suck if you stay a muggle

Things To Do At Hogwarts As A Muggle:
give the Muggleborns some stuff they’ve missed out on while in the Wizarding World, like iPods and eReaders which would be way easier than carting around all those heavy old textbooks they need (like Lockheart’s 12 or 13 books)
Give everyone sparkly gel pens and tell them to use those instead of quills bc sparkly gel pens
Also give everyone actual notebooks and/or lined notebook paper to use instead of parchment 
Flashmob the Great Hall with all the Muggleborns and some half-bloods doing the Time Warp and see how many of the others you can get to join in (extra points if you get a Slytherin to dance with you)
Introduce movie night every other Saturday. Make a point to show films starring Alan Rickman, Maggie Smith, Gary Oldman, Helena Bonham Carter, and other familiar faces.
Start up some basic ‘core classes’ like English, Math, Science, and Muggle History - as cool as Hogwarts is, it’s definitely lacking in areas that need attending to.
Sit in on Muggle Studies classes and offer your unique insight on topics - also set up a tutoring center
Every Thursday during lunch is Open Question Time, where anyone can come up to you and ask you anything (but you aren’t going to answer the NC17 rated questions if there are any students younger than 15 nearby)
Set up a Debate Team/Club - as Hermione pointed out, a lot of great wizards haven’t got an ounce of logic. And maybe if enough people get good enough, Ravenclaw will change its password system because that ‘answer a riddle’ bullshit is just asking for trouble.
Intramural sports for those who can’t or don’t want to play Quidditch but are still athletic and/or want to run around like lunatics outside with their friends and not get in (too much) trouble for it.

Just a friendly reminder that electronics don’t work at Hogwarts so no ipods, no dvds, no computers.I’d actually dread going to any of these places, especially if I’m not a main character.

thesassiestsamwinchester:

th1ngsth4tm4k3m3h4ppy:

believeinprongs:

beardhomo:

thedisreputableblog:

mickleburger:

one of these places has indoor plumbing

one

thAT

that is a very important thing to consider

what the fuck is so great about indoor plumbing

Enjoy not having a flushable toilet or working showers. 

why would anyone pick not hogwarts

…okay hogwarts might suck if you stay a muggle

Things To Do At Hogwarts As A Muggle:

  1. give the Muggleborns some stuff they’ve missed out on while in the Wizarding World, like iPods and eReaders which would be way easier than carting around all those heavy old textbooks they need (like Lockheart’s 12 or 13 books)
  2. Give everyone sparkly gel pens and tell them to use those instead of quills bc sparkly gel pens
  3. Also give everyone actual notebooks and/or lined notebook paper to use instead of parchment 
  4. Flashmob the Great Hall with all the Muggleborns and some half-bloods doing the Time Warp and see how many of the others you can get to join in (extra points if you get a Slytherin to dance with you)
  5. Introduce movie night every other Saturday. Make a point to show films starring Alan Rickman, Maggie Smith, Gary Oldman, Helena Bonham Carter, and other familiar faces.
  6. Start up some basic ‘core classes’ like English, Math, Science, and Muggle History - as cool as Hogwarts is, it’s definitely lacking in areas that need attending to.
  7. Sit in on Muggle Studies classes and offer your unique insight on topics - also set up a tutoring center
  8. Every Thursday during lunch is Open Question Time, where anyone can come up to you and ask you anything (but you aren’t going to answer the NC17 rated questions if there are any students younger than 15 nearby)
  9. Set up a Debate Team/Club - as Hermione pointed out, a lot of great wizards haven’t got an ounce of logic. And maybe if enough people get good enough, Ravenclaw will change its password system because that ‘answer a riddle’ bullshit is just asking for trouble.
  10. Intramural sports for those who can’t or don’t want to play Quidditch but are still athletic and/or want to run around like lunatics outside with their friends and not get in (too much) trouble for it.

Just a friendly reminder that electronics don’t work at Hogwarts so no ipods, no dvds, no computers.
I’d actually dread going to any of these places, especially if I’m not a main character.

(via ultigom)


May 18

My favorite pony is Fluttershy and I still taste the blood in my mouth from where a boy’s elbow met my cheek. He hit me hard enough that I hit the floor. His shirt had her shy face on it. I kissed the concrete and he kept walking.

I am five feet and two inches and I’ve been shoved to the side so many times that if you are going to look for me, always scan the edges of a crowd for a small girl with wide eyes and bruises on her knees. I like Fluttershy because she’s like me, she likes animals more than people and when things get too loud, she shuts down. I like her because I’m scared of most things even though I know I shouldn’t be.

I am filled to the brim of moments where My Little Pony started turning into ashes where once had been a harmless little girl’s show. Boys with Rainbow Dash on their hoodies have sexually harassed my underage sister. They have touched my hair and made comments to my brother about whether or not he and I were fucking. They have made me scared for the little girls in my second grade class who are old enough to search for pictures of their favorite show. A boy with a pony bag threatened to rape me because I said I was a feminist. I wasn’t even talking to him at the moment.

I have grown to fear the title “brony.” I use to love the idea that a show could teach everyone who watched it friendship and compassion. I loved the idea of an all-inclusive community.

My favorite video game is anything I can shoot things in. I have been playing since before the PS was a thing. Yet with more geek cred than my boyfriend, I have been stripped down by worse words than I care to repeat. I have been asked to do anything from make a sandwich to suck a dick to kill myself. The whole nerd culture rails against the idea that I can dress in flower print and still have played both Portal games more times than I can count. I’m not supposed to be a girl and be in their space. This is for boys, get away.

This is my petition for every girl who has been spat on for liking comics. This is my petition for every person who loved something hard and watched a group of angry men ruin it. This is for every man who flinches because they’ve taken his fandom from him and made it disgusting.

Step on them by giving them the exact shit they’ve been shoving down your throat since you were fifteen and admitted that you liked Bioshock. Ask them if they only like My Little Pony because their girlfriend does. Ask them if they know every word to every episode. Sneer at them when they dress up, ask them to get back behind the grill, catcall them. Let them know you’re done letting them walk all over what you love. Take it back. Take back everything they wrenched from your fingers. Make the spaces they poisoned become unsafe for them. Stop rolling your eyes and letting it happen. Stand up. Destroy them.

I am sick of privileged babies making every community cater to them. I am sick of their pickup lines and reddit threads and antifeminism. I’m sick of their memes and fedoras and resistance to women. I am sick of them.

Take it back. This is my petition. I’m calling it reappropriation.

I’M SWEET AND SHY BUT TAKE SOMETHING FROM A LITTLE GIRL AND I’LL TAKE OUT YOUR HEART./// r.i.d (via fandomsandfeminism)

How sad; although, I don’t really see how being jerks to bronies will make them abandon MLP. Many of them have suffered enough torment from the patriarchy for liking a girl’s show but hey! If you are enough of a douchenozzle to people for liking the things they like, I’m sure it’ll make everything better.

I don’t really think the bronies really forced the writers of MLP to cater to them. I think the writers ‘catered' voluntarily but that doesn't matter. People who aren't girls like a girls' show so those people must be evil if they have any influence in the things they like.

Also, I just googled My Little Pony with no safesearch on, OH MY ARCEUS! THERE’S nothing, absolutely nothing perverted for quite a few pages down, I got bored and stopped scrolling before I found anything that kids shouldn’t see.

You know what I’m sick of? People hating people for liking things. There’s nothing wrong with fedoras, memes, or reddit threads just as there’s nothing wrong with dresses, tumblr posts, or gay robot porn. (So relax, transformer fandom.) I’d really love to see the bronies you’re talking about sometime because most if not all bronies I’ve met have been nice people.


tldr: Slowpoke is best pony.

(via missanorexorcist)


May 12

This is what I made my mom for yourmom’s day.


May 3

harrystylesdildo:

versacepromises:

audiomemoriafilch:

versacepromises:

imagine being a heterosexual

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LOREM IPSUM DOLOR SIT AD INFERNUM

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are you ok

i think they tried imagining being heterosexual….and they didnt make it

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It’s not really difficult being a heterosexual, sure you miss out on around half of the sexy people out there but there’s plenty of sexy people of the opposite gender and/or sex.
You can’t masturbate though since you’re the same gender as yourself.

(via bordt-deactivated20140618)


May 2
genderpunkrock:

tainted-petals:

prikle:

umbraon:

prikle:

KILL ALL BRONIES

No see this isn’t the work bronies, this is the work of the Cloppers. You need to know the difference so innocent blood isn’t spilled during the slaughter. 

ALL BRONIES

It’s worse than it’s said here.  They specifically asked the bronies to leave the disabled kid/character alone.  So naturally, they attacked the character as ‘pandering’ and being ‘too PC’ and when asked to please NOT turn it into a porn character, they went out of their way to make as much porn as possible.

tbh, the fact that the creators had to say, “hey can you guys not make porn of this one specific pony" is an issue in and of itself

Apparently, people haven’t really gotten the grasp of both trolls and rule 34. If you tell people on the internet not to do something, people will do it. If something exists, there will be porn of it. (Heck, there’s Caillou porn and that kid has cancer.)There is absolutely nothing sacred on the internet and that isn’t the bronies’ fault so stop being so judgmental.

genderpunkrock:

tainted-petals:

prikle:

umbraon:

prikle:

KILL ALL BRONIES

No see this isn’t the work bronies, this is the work of the Cloppers. You need to know the difference so innocent blood isn’t spilled during the slaughter. 

ALL BRONIES

It’s worse than it’s said here.  They specifically asked the bronies to leave the disabled kid/character alone.  So naturally, they attacked the character as ‘pandering’ and being ‘too PC’ and when asked to please NOT turn it into a porn character, they went out of their way to make as much porn as possible.

tbh, the fact that the creators had to say, “hey can you guys not make porn of this one specific pony" is an issue in and of itself

Apparently, people haven’t really gotten the grasp of both trolls and rule 34. If you tell people on the internet not to do something, people will do it. If something exists, there will be porn of it. (Heck, there’s Caillou porn and that kid has cancer.)
There is absolutely nothing sacred on the internet and that isn’t the bronies’ fault so stop being so judgmental.

(via ultigom)


Apr 7

antimonegrey:

dabluechimp:

antimonegrey:

thispalekid:

hostilehottie:

celestia:

remember

if you can watch this entire video straight through you have the most iron fucking will on the actual planet, in the actual universe. you have gigantic balls of steel. i would not fuck with you. you could come in my house and slap my mom and take my cats and i would just let you. if you can watch all of this you scare the shit out of me

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"One minute, forty-one seconds? I can handle this."

Confusion

Discomfort

Persistance

Cliches

Success

Regret

"Cats. Just show them to me, please. Mind scrubbing, please. You can keep them, just show them to me. Also, your mom is spared.

Pfft that was easy, luckily you never said I had to listen to it :P

Cheater! D:

I watched it TWICE.
Wimps.


Mar 14
I like using Iscribble.

I like using Iscribble.


Feb 26
“I’m going to try one of your blueberry butt-holes.” My girlfriend after I fixed anus muffins.

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